WTF Wednesday: Facebook Giraffe Riddle

Okay guys... enough is enough. 

Have you seen all the giraffe profile pictures on Facebook lately? 



People have to post their profile picture as a giraffe if they get a riddle wrong. 

Here is the riddle: 

3:00 am, the doorbell rings and you wake up. Unexpected visitors. It's your parents and they are there for breakfast. You have strawberry jam, honey, wine, bread and cheese. What is the first thing you open?

Here is the answer: 



NO ONE CARES!!!!!! UGH!



Actually since the "riddle" clearly says you wake up (implying your eyes are open), the answer is door. However, people seem to have some self-esteem/superiority issues and are all, "Actually, you would have to open your eyes first." 

Judgey Giraffe judges you. 

Here is some real talk for you: 

If you wake me up at 3 am expecting breakfast, you better hope like hell I've already opened the wine and I am shitty drunk on it so I don't notice how big of a TWIT you are being! 

You know where you can get breakfast at 3 am?! Waffle House. 

Get to steppin'. 

Now that it is settled... 

I will flat murder a giraffe too...

If you are going to answer this riddle and get it wrong even though you weren't wrong (I still say door and wine a perfectly appropriate answers and equally right)... at least post your picture with one of the following amazing giraffe pictures: 














And my personal favorite: 





Have a great Wednesday folks!