Thrifty Thursday and a Little Inappropriate Airport Behavior

Here is today's Thrifty Thursday pic!

Did you just throw up? I'm not offended. 

Yeah thrifty indeed. Today's outfit is sponsored by Susan G Komen and some mesh pants from high school (cough *11 years ago*cough). I'd say that's pretty thrifty and I can honestly say I have not bought another pair of mesh pants since then so whatever I paid for these originally I believe I got my money out of it. 

Still want to know why I'm dressed like a bum on a Thursday? 

Yeah... I flew out of Little Rock on Sunday morning at 6 am with two tonsils that developed an affinity for each other and kept reaching across my throat to bunny bump. (They were big swollen, dawg.)

When I landed in South Carolina and knew I'd be there for the next four days, I had a feeling I was screwed in the health department. And I was. I had a fever, crushing head pain, and "horny for each other" tonsils. 

But what do you do at a very expensive conference when you are dog sick? You big fat go anyway, that's what. And I did. And subsequently made the head infestation worse. 

By the time we headed for the airport, we were so tired (poor Leanna took really good care of me while were there) that we were absolutely delirious. Here is video proof. We sent these to a few co-workers for a good laugh. When you hear me say, "Snake," over and over again, that's referring to Tracy. That's the nickname I gave her. (And try not to judge me. It'll be hard but at least put in a good effort.)

I clearly have no shame guys. And I look like I'm forty five in these pictures. 

29 folks! 29!

Anywho.... 

Knowing I was completely and utterly exhausted and sick, I took a Thrifty Tuesday photo just in case you are on the edge of your seat (which you aren't. I get it)

Shoulders to toe is from Goodwill. I believe the head band is from 1995 Claire's. Or maybe 2005. It was definitely pre-Crazy Britney Spears.  

Here's another few pics from the conference showing just how obnoxious it is to travel with me. 

I'm not great at serious pics. Clearly. 

Post airport massage or Bellatrix Lestrange?! P.S. I didn't fix my hair afterward. I left it like this and growled at people when they stared. Ok I didn't. Well I kind of did. I definitely did one of the previous two things. You decide which. 

Susan had strep today so I kept Sam home with me. This is what a restful day at home looks like for me. 

How awesome is this picture?! It's like there is a laser in that gun and it came through the dog's eyes! I texted this to people that I wished to not interrupt our pending nap with this message, "Nap time. Interrupt and the dog gets it!" We must have a lot of animal rights activists in our social ring b/c we slept like champs! 

There's your update folks. Look forward to a post about how much cab rides suck in South Caroline, I'll try to post a five on friday tomorrow and the always stunning and witty Kayla Layla has asked me to do a guest post so that'll be coming soon! 

See ya, suckers!