Sunday, November 4, 2012

Day 4: feminine hygiene products

Because ewwwww to be a lady before these lovely inventions!

And back then, no one warned you of the imminent bloodshed. When my grandma started her period, she asked her mom and was told, "you must have cut yourself crossing a barbed wire fence."

Excuse me?! If I am still bleeding 7 days from now from a cut from a fence, TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL!!!

For bologna's sake, it is a miracle we live after bleeding several days straight anyway. Give a girl a heads up!

But we live in a world where lovely women dressed in all white will show us how these magical products will soak up a lovely and not disgusting blue liquid.

You draw your own conclusions...I'm just thankful for the damned things.

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