After this discovery of disposable panties and the uncontrollable urge to buy them, I decided to see how else they could benefit the world.
Sit back and
ONE: Disposable Panty
Modeled here by yours truly, this is the product you are working with. They are elastic edged, however, they only stretch so far so I'm not sure what "free-size" means. Also, putting them on top of jeans does give the illusion you have a hint of a penis.
TWO: Face Mask
Tracy is modeling here the "traditional" face mask. But if you are into a bit creepier look...
I am modeling the "put the lotion in the basket" model here. Either way will keep the bad breathies in and the bad germies out.
THREE:Stylish Hair Accessories
You can't go wrong with a disposable panty headband. It is pink. It is fluffy. And frankly, it looks good on you. But if you aren't a headband girl, that's okay.
You can use it a scrunchy! I know they haven't been popular in about 20 years or so, but retro is SO IN right now.
FOUR: Protective Shoe Booties
We have all been there. You walk into an establishment and your shoes stick to the floor. This is a problem no longer! Keep a pack of disposable panties handy and they can rescue your shoes from the stickies.
FIVE: Laptop Screen Protector
Leaving for a bit? Slip on a disposable panty laptop cover and keep most of your screen protected!
SIX: Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder
We've all been there. Ran out of the house and forgot the bra... no problem if you are packing some extra disposable panties! They secure your breasts and make all of you (winky face) a bit more perky.
SEVEN: Coffee cup heat protector
Sometimes Starbucks gets a little over-zealous with the coffee heat, am I right? Disposable panties to the rescue! Simply wrap one around your cup and tie in a knot! Now your hands are protected, and let's face it, it looks fantastic.
EIGHT: Hands Free Cell Phone Device
Bluetooth is for chumps! Just wrap a disposable panty around your head and it nestles your phone lovingly to your ear! It is practical, stylish, and will show your boss your originality and ingenuity.
NINE: Get-Along Device
You've seen the get along shirt. But I present to you the "get-along panty."
You may start off afraid of each other, but you will end up...
happy to be in the get along panties together...
TEN: 50 Shades of Bondage
The right panty can really bring the right amount of kink to the bedroom and this panty is no different. A few twists around the wrist and your partner will be bound and thrilled... you're welcome.
Do you have any other uses for this genius invention?
This is the funniest post I have read in a long time!!
ReplyDeleteI almost spit out my soup! Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI just love that you did all this during a conference meeting??!? You must have the best job ever.
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