NSFW: Not Safe for Work
Now that you've been warned...
Have you seen the latest "raise cancer awareness" campaign?!
Here is a hint:
That's right. We are raising testicular cancer awareness by posting pictures of your purple-headed-yogurt-slinger wrapped up in a sock.
Can someone PURLEASE explain to me how this raises awareness for cancer?!
Because it has raised awareness with me, but not about cancer.
There are WAAAAAYYYYY too many douchebags out there.
Guys will look for any reason to show a lady their downtown hot dog stand. Any reason will do.
No matter how large or how... kiddie sized... they still want you to sign for their package.
We've heard of the "stuffing a sock" in your pants to make the ladies think you are packing long schlong... so what are they stuffing these socks with?!
Some men are misled about what covering your eyes means. For instance, covering your eyes while taking a selfie of yourself hanging upside down with your man member tucked in a sock... that doesn't take away the fact that you just posted you yoo-hoo on the interwebs and I'm going to go ahead and say that username gave it away, yo.
Manscaping... it isn't for everybody.
Men do apparently go to the bathroom in groups. And they do much weirder things than women do in there.
Not all men understand gravity. For instance, if you wrap a sock around a wee wee that isn't quite awake, it gives the illusion that said wee wee might be a "wee" bigger than it is. If you wrap it in a sock when it is "alert and at attention," the sock must be heavily starched in order to create the same illusion.
There are lots of pervy-pervs out there.
All I'm saying is, posting the chicken with a sock on it is witty and not perverted and you could raise just as much "awareness" and money without showing everyone your kibbles and bit.
Peace out.
LoL is all I can say!
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