Things I Don't Understand

I love lists....

1. Why would anyone ever order fajitas at a restaurant. (Admittedly I have done this but it was at a restaurant that said they had the best ones in the world. They were mistaken. I could have had tacos.) If I am paying for someone to cook my meal for me, what on Earth would I be doing making it at my table. That's like going to a masseuse and asking if I can rub his shoulders. DUMB

2. Why spiders exist. I know... they eat things... blar blar blar. But they just look evil. Anything that looks that evil has to be of the devil.

3. Why Sarah Palin is even being remotely considered to run as president. I mean, a Republican could usurp Obama... I get that... but her?! Really?! She was Governor of ALASKA for a whopping TWO YEARS! How does that even qualify her for a Senate seat... let alone PRESIDENT!? And she was a quitter! And she has verbal diarrhea that only further perpetuates her ignorance! BAH! (I'm all worked up now. Anyone have a valium?)

4. Why heterosexuals are threatened by homosexual marriage. (That's right. I went there.) You can have your own beliefs on whether its right or wrong. But how does it cheapen your marriage at all? Churches don't have to grant them if they don't want to. You don't have to get one if you don't want to. With all the Elizabeth Taylors, Britney Spears, and all the people you know who have gone through divorce after divorce... are we really worried about the homosexuals cheapening marriage? And there sure are a lot of things that are "legal" that aren't biblical... so don't go there please.

5. Why there is braille on my dad's steering wheel. I can semi-understand ATMs... but steering wheel?! Is that on the off chance the non visually impaired driver knows braille as well and doesn't have to look down while driving?! Don't. Get. It.

6. How people don't believe in God. Or better yet, how people do believe in God and continue to ignore it. There isn't a doubt in my mind of His existence so it is really sad when I encounter people who not only don't believe but don't get to feel His presence.

7. Why people put post after post after post on facebook about every little personal detail in their life then another one to complain about people being in their business all the time. We are all smart here... there is a pattern...

8. Why people think because a person is pregnant all social norms are out and you can feel free to assault them.

9. Why anyone watches UmiZoomi. My blood pressure goes up just thinking about it. (If you don't know what I"m talking about... its tiny little people who have sexist super powers. The boy's (dressed in blue)superpower is building anything with shapes. He can build anything. That's super. The girl's (dressed in pink) superpower is... wait for it... her dress can make any pattern.... WTF?!)

10. Why it takes my husband at least 45 minutes of alarm to wake up in the morning. Once is plenty... that sound is obnoxious... GET UP! (love you honey...)

11. Why does Cookie Monster look like he has Mad Cow Disease? His eyes are FAREAKY!