Track the Tank Lands in Arkansas!

That's right it did!

I've been looking forward to this for quite. some. time.

Turns out when a tank top is roaming around the country... it takes some time. Go figure.








Now I'm supposed to say what motivates me...

This seems like a loaded question. Am I supposed to say something about fitness? Life? Requote Maya Angelou?

Also, I have the ADDs and get all flustered. So here are my thoughts, take it or leave it.

1) Bitches get stuff done.

I swear I'm getting this tattooed on me somewhere.

But the fact of the matter is, if you want something, then work for it and get it. Period.

Excuses are like assholes and I don't want to touch them.

Whining is for sissies.

Make a plan. What are your goals? When you have your goals, start working toward them. Set an action plan. Then do it.

It is simple, yes. For some overly simple, but that's just how I see it. If I have goals that I haven't achieved, I'm the problem.

2) This kid.

This kid would. not. smile. So I mocked him. #mommywin

A few years ago I was told at the ripe, bold age of 28 that I had high cholesterol.

Well shit.

And I was told that I'd have to take medicine for it.

Bull shit.

So I took my doctor's challenge of cutting out carbs (mainly processed carbs but limiting everything) and bam! It worked. 

Let me break it down for you non-believers: 

I call it the reverse-racism diet. 

No whites. 

• flour
• sugar
• rice
• potatos

That's it. 

Eat all the meat you can stand. No really. 

Bring on the cheese. Bring on the eggs and meat. Load up the veggies. 

Limit the fruit. 

I dropped 20 lbs something quick (from around 150lbs to 130lbs) and I've kept it off. And my cholesterol dropped 50 pts ya'll! 

My kid deserves to have his momma around for as long as I can make it. I don't want him to find me in heart-attack mode because I didn't have the self-control to put down the chocolate covered donut. 

Final thoughts: 

Everyone was so serious with their quotes on the shirt. So I wrote "err'body love some side boob."

Because, really, they do. :-) 

And yes I still use my super cool treadmill to stay awake while reading for class.