Kids Say the Darndest Things (or just repeat adults)

I have Justin's permission to share this story. And if you are against over sharing on the interwebs, move on now. So today, Justin hasn't been feeling well. He has had, well, we'll just say "loose bowels." Or in country talk, he's got the back door trots. All day long, Sam has wanted to go swimming. And all day I said we could go after dinner. Once I finally got Sam to eat a good bit of his dinner, him and I got ready to swim. He noticed his daddy not getting ready and this was simply unacceptable. He started saying, "daddy, go swimming with us!" Justin then said to him, "Sam, daddy has been peeing out his butt all day. I'm not going swimming." Sam says, "you doing what?! Let me see!" and he starts trying to pull Justin's pants down to look at his butt. Now in sam's defense, you can't use a phrase like that with a little boy and not expect a reaction. So we leave to go swimming and all is well with the world. I, of course, told Justin's mom the story because it was hilarious. Then Sam's PaPa got home. They played for a bit and he noticed Justin wasn't there. He asks, "where's Justin?" Me and Pat in unison say, "he's sick." Sam says, "Him peeing out his BUTT!" PaPa looks at us confused and says, "oh my!" Bahahahaha! I love this kid.